TyrannyOfHeaven

[thevermin23]

DISCLAIMER: be warned that this conversation is a bit x-rated. but it's in good humor.

these porn bots are semi-intelligent programs that advertise porn sites by contancting you directly. they'll attempt to conversate with you and actually respond pretty well sometimes. however, predictably. in such a way that, if you're a fan of madlibs, makes for a fun interaction:






[16:07] thevermin23: hello^^
[16:07] gwbushliedtoyou: a/s/l (age sex locaation)?
[16:07] thevermin23: lol
[16:07] thevermin23: 23/m/fresno,CA
[16:07] thevermin23: you?
[16:07] gwbushliedtoyou: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile.. thought you might like to chat.
[16:07] gwbushliedtoyou: so what have you been up to thevermiin23?
[16:08] thevermin23: not much, working at a convention center, playing videogames, etc
[16:08] gwbushliedtoyou: oh no not work... thats a 4 letter wordd you know..
[16:08] thevermin23: lol
[16:08] gwbushliedtoyou: cool. i was jusst hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
[16:08] thevermin23: lol
[16:08] gwbushliedtoyou: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
[16:09] gwbushliedtoyou: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting tto get real horny here.. lol ok?
[16:09] thevermin23: ok
[16:09] gwbushliedtoyou: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and hhelp you out of your pants?
[16:10] thevermin23: sure, got pliers?
[16:10] thevermin23: my zipper gets stuck sometimes
[16:10] gwbushliedtoyou: tell me what you want me to do with you whiile i slip out of my panties
[16:11] gwbushliedtoyou: was just browsing the yaahoo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with.
[16:11] thevermin23: i want you to rub salt in on my nipples and fart in my mouth
[16:11] gwbushliedtoyou: caress thrm..
[16:11] thevermin23: hmm.. yeah...
[16:12] gwbushliedtoyou: oh yeah bbabe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
[16:12] thevermin23: now bark like a sealion and clap them hands together... hmm... yeah
[16:12] thevermin23: ooh.. you got peanut butter?
[16:12] gwbushliedtoyou: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingrnails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
[16:13] gwbushliedtoyou: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
[16:13] thevermin23: ooh yeah, now kick my balls! KICK THEM HARD!
[16:13] gwbushliedtoyou: what do you think oof my pics?
[16:14] thevermin23: oh yeah, i love a girl with chest hair.
[16:14] thevermin23: baby i'm turned on
[16:14] gwbushliedtoyou: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
[16:14] thevermin23: come back and let me twirl on that chest hair, ooooooh
[16:14] gwbushliedtoyou: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bbout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
[16:14] thevermin23: yeah, whateva!
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[Dustyn]

omg Vermthats friggin hilarious... it reminds meof the timei talkedto one of those teen help bots ^^. he was just as funny and thought it was rude i told it to strip, then he told me he wasnt wearing cloths... yeah... anyways, HAHA! ^^v
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[Tetriana]

my eyes. ; ;
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[Sonnus]

so... wrong..

i wodner who the ehll sets up these bots its so frekain funny.. dude the hairy chest part was frekain wrong
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[Guest]

very interesting...